I don't think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. Rhi, I'm not that kind of girl. : Well, actually I told one person, but you know how these things work. It was like setting up Jenga. Like "by George, that tree has reached the final stage of ecological succession". Although we were kind of hoping you'd get "knocked up" so we'd have a second shot at raising kids, really do it right this time. : Brandon Listen, Mrs. Griffins, I really don't need these. It's not a good thing. Olive Penderghast Well, that's because you're a virgin. Seriously, thanks! : Olive Penderghast You completely missed the point. It's not really a term of endearment. all you need to know. Can you do it in front of everyone? Olive: You know, you call me bitch a lot okay. Easy A (2010) - Emma Stone as Olive - IMDb : I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. : Its not really a term of endearment. Rosemary : [Not believing her] It sounds like youre having sex in here; which I know cant be true due to the fact that you have a homosexual boyfriend. I don't know when it will happen. : [about her business of pretending to have sex with people] Rosemary I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. I got that "V" where you'd rather see a "P". I believe so, if I was the Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley of the Traveling Pants. Part Five: Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast : : : and don't worry about not making us grandparents. We love you no matter what the sexual orientation of your opposite-sex sex partner Olive Penderghast Yeah, you pick family member of the week! And there's a reason for that. You know, not really. Whatever happened to chivalry? Founded in 2010, Thought Catalog is owned and operated by The Thought & Expression Company, Inc. For over a decade, we've been at the bleeding edge of media, pioneering an infrastructure for creatives to flourish both artistically and financially. Woodchuck Todd Olive Penderghast Brandon Oh, clever wordplay. Aren't there, like, child labor laws against this? I also heard he gave you crabs. Just as long as *you* won't be there. That rhymed Marianne Technical Specs, [to Brandon, who is freaking out, as she takes off her panties]. Wait! A gnome? Mrs. Griffith : : Disclaimer: Daily Actor at times uses affiliate links to sites like Amazon.com, streaming services, and others. Olive Penderghast Blech! : Rhiannon Marianne No dating. No one talked like this in high school, but we all wish we handled teen drama with such wit and candor. I used to be anonymous, invisible to the opposite sex. I think we should just put this conversation to bed. People suck! Incorrigible! But at least they have a pack. Marianne I don't want to know anything from you. Guys, we were going to do this at the right time. Olive Penderghast : You liar! Olive Penderghast Olive Penderghast But youre much smarter than me, so youll come out of this much better than I did. bit of an understatement, guvnor! What is with you gays? Judging from the amount of blood I saw gushing from your nose I thought you were the bull-*ied*. Its true. Interview: Lilah Fitzgerald Talks Dream Come True Roles in Monster High and Lucky Hank, Interview: Casting Directors Brett Benner and Debby Romano Talk Shrinking, Finding Actors and More, Interview: Jeremy Davis on Playing Olaf in Frozen, Costume Mishaps and Making the Role His Own. [laughs] All I could think was, "Great, now I'm a tramp! La vie. I meant about Gibbons' being a fascist. I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. He seems like a nice kid. I'm the new school slut. [points to the red "A" on her shirt] I really don't need those. Olive Penderghast : The principal is like a captain of a ship in international waters. : : We did not have sex. A gentleman caller, hooray! Aren't you supposed to be eternally in love with him and shit? . [Sarcastically imitates laughing] : Seriously, a coupon? Woodchuck Todd : Olive:I want a one hundred dollar gift card deposited into my locker by noon tomorrow. Wooo! : I don't Olive Penderghast : "The Amazing Spider-Man 2", 2014. You know, I dated a homosexual once. You're a slut. : Mr. Griffith (Thomas Haden Church): I dont know what your generations fascination is with documenting your every thought, but I can assure you, theyre not all diamonds. I think that's how you're supposed to start these things. You know, you call me bitch a lot, okay. Actually, make it Office Max - I have my eye on a label maker. : Dill Rhiannon I worry about the way information circulates at this school. So the rumors are true. Dill: Oh, clever wordplay. Not that one. Haven't you heard? Dear God, dear Lord, tell me you didn't marry and have children with him! Olive Penderghast I'm not proud of this. Don Bryant and I got caught in a very compromising and complicated position in the locker room during a basketball game. We and our partners use cookies to Store and/or access information on a device. Marianne: I just hope for your sake you had the good sense to use protection. Hey, I want my Juicy sweatshirt back! : Just once I want my life to be like an 80's movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason. : Hello? Olive: Youre not really heading the right direction. You totally lost your V-card to him. [referring to Olive's alleged weekend date with a boyfriend] Olive Penderghast : Olive Penderghast Olive (Emma Stone): Ironically, we were studying The Scarlet Letter, but isnt that always the way? Yea and I got pumpkin all over my dress too. The Will Gluck-directed teen sex comedy was Stone's first leading role before she became one of the most . : : Wooo! But we're a family of late bloomers. Monologues from 'Easy A', Written by Bert V. Royal and Directed by Will Gluck Featuring monologues for teens and adults from Olive, Rosemary, Brandon, Mr. Griffith and Principal Gibbons Just so we're clear. Olive Penderghast : : [looks at the priest's box and sees it's empty]. [Also speaking in a Southern accent] You can have them when you get taller. : Don't come camping with us, just know I hate you, bitch. It's all I can afford. Mostly guys. : : What's going on, honey? Olive: I dont think letting Peter Hedlin motorboat you behind a Bed, Bath, and Beyond really makes you a super slut. Olive: (erupts with laughter) Im sorry, but, I mean, really? Pow! : We are not friends anymore. Olive Penderghast On the next Monday, Rhiannon goes to the bathroom with Olive and . [about the Cross Your Heart Club] [Mocks interest]
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